The 45 Best "Yo Mama" Jokes - Part 3
Well done! We're going to assume you haven't had enough fun and laughter yet, so here are the last 15 "Yo Mama" jokes to roast each other with.
Are you ready? Let's go! And remember: at the end, ask yourself: which joke was your favorite?
The 45 Best "Yo Mama" Jokes You'll Ever Hear - Part 3 👇
31. Yo mama's so lazy, she has a stay-at-home job and still is late to work.
32. Yo mama's so big, when she talks to herself it's a long-distance call.
33. Yo mama's so old, she took her driving test on a Triceratops!
34. Yo mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
35. Yo mama's so old, she helped write the ten commandments.
36. Yo mama's so old, her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
37. Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
38. Yo mama's so stupid she thought light sabers had less calories.
39. Yo mama's so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.
40. Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it.
41. Yo mama's so hairy people think she's an Ewok.
42. Yo mama's so chatty, she gave a eulogy at her own funeral.
43. Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate says "expired."
44. Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a cordless phone.
45. Yo mama is so short, she has to jump to reach conclusions.
And that's the end of our list of the best 45 "Yo Mama" jokes you'll ever hear! We hope you had a lot of fun with them! Ready for more entertainment? Then head over to our KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES section - they are just as clever, funny, and entertaining while also testing your brains and wits. Give it a go!
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