The 45 Best "Yo Mama" Jokes You'll Ever Hear
"Yo Mama" jokes have been making people laugh for decades. They are quick, clever, and just the right mix of silly and witty. Whether you are looking to roast your friends in a lighthearted way or just want a good laugh, this collection has you covered.
Below, you will find 45 of the best "Yo Mama" jokes ever. Read through them, share them, and at the end, decide for yourself: which one made you laugh the hardest?
The 45 Best "Yo Mama" Jokes You'll Ever Hear 👇
1. Yo mama's so fat, she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.
2. Yo mama's so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
3. Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
4. Yo mama's teeth so yellow, when she drinks water, it turns into lemonade.
5. Yo mama's so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye!
6. Yo mama's so fat, a vampire sucked her blood and got diabetes.
7. Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team!
8. Yo mama's so fat, she goes to the car wash to take showers.
9. Yo mama's so angry, McDonalds won't even serve her happy meals.
10. Yo mama's so ugly, she walked into a Haunted House and walked back out with a job.
11. Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on an iPhone it turned into an iPad.
12. Yo mama's so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
13. Yo mama's so fat, she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
14. Yo mama's so confusing, even Scooby Doo couldn't solve that mystery.
15. Yo mama's so fat when she tried to weight herself and the scales said "one at a time please."
