
Great job! Since you’re still here, we’re guessing you haven’t had nearly enough fun yet. You’ve probably been grinning, maybe even laughing out loud, and you’re ready for more. Well, you’re in luck, because we’ve got 15 brand-new “Yo Mama” jokes lined up just for you. These jokes are short, snappy, and perfect for lighthearted roasting sessions with your friends, family, or anyone who can handle a good laugh.
If you thought the last batch was funny, wait until you see what’s coming up next. We’re taking things up a notch with clever twists, classic setups, and punchlines that hit just right. Whether you’re looking to break the ice, spice up a group chat, or just give yourself a quick mood boost, these jokes will do the trick.
So, are you ready to dive in and see if you can keep a straight face? Let’s get into it! And when you’re done, don’t forget to ask yourself: which joke made you laugh the hardest?
The 45 Best "Yo Mama" Jokes You'll Ever Hear - Part 2 👇
16. Yo mama's so fat, when she buys a fur coat, a whole species goes extinct.
17. Yo mama's cooking so bad, even the homeless send it back.
18. Yo mama's so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
19. Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
20. Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
21. Yo mama's so poor, when I jumped in a puddle, she said, "What are you doing in my bathtub?!"
22. Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brings back memories.
23. Yo mama's so ugly, her cremation will be her only chance at a hot smokin' body.
24. Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
25. Yo mama's so dumb, she puts lipstick on her forehead to make-up her mind.
26. Yo mama's so ugly, her own portraits hang themselves.
27. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
28. Yo mama's so dumb, she called me to ask for my phone number.
29. Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
30. Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for their new world.