60 Funny Jokes for Kids to Laugh & Learn

Jokes are a fun and timeless way to spark a laugh, entertain kids, and even mildly challenge their little brains. Whether you're looking for some family friendly jokes, a playful activity, or a cheeky time filler, the following short jokes are perfect for all ages.

Have a look below to start laughing (out loud?) at the first set of kid-safe, parent-tested jokes. At the end, ask yourself or your kids: which joke was your favorite?


60 Funny Jokes for Kids to Laugh & Learn 👇


1. Why did the teddy bear say "no thanks" to dessert?
Because it was already stuffed!
2. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
4. How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints.
5. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
6. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
7. How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
8. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
9. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
10. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
11. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
12. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It caught a virus.
13. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
14. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore.
15. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.